Archive | April, 2013

Are YOU a masturbation addict??

19 Apr

Sexual addiction: i.e. hypersexuality is defined as a dysfunctional preoccupation with sexual fantasy, often in combination with the obsessive pursuit of casual or non-intimate sex; pornography; compulsive masturbation; romantic intensity and objectified partner sex for a period of at least six months.

1. Do you feel preoccupied or distracted by your sexual thoughts or activity?
2. Have you on multiple occasions kept hidden or lied about money that you spent on having sex?
3. Do you have trouble stopping your sexual behavior when you know it is inappropriate and/or dangerous?

4. Do you keep the extent or nature of your sexual activities hidden from your friends and/or partners?

5. Do you look forward to family events being over or for a spouse or significant other to go someplace without you so you can more easily go out to have sex?

6. Have you ever cruised public restrooms, rest areas, gym locker rooms and/or other public places seeking anonymous sexual encounters with strangers?

If you answered yes to these questions… CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU, my fine cock jerking friend, are a MASTURBATION ADDICT! … and filthy slut that I am, I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!

…the treatment?

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ME! … your dirty, willing masturbation muse!
I can’t CURE your sexual addiction…
but I can assist you with your
weekly? daily? HOURLY? cock jerking compulsion!
… feel free to sexually objectify me.
it makes me wet. 😉
Your fellow sex addict,