Clean My Shoes

25 Feb

You wouldn’t believe this one pathetic loser wants to marry my dirty sneakers. He rather hump my sneakers than a real woman. My shoes and I are going to take this lame freak out shopping for a diamond engagement ring.

I have another guy begging to suck on my 6-inch stiletto heels. Guess what I’m going to make him suck off next?

2 Responses to “Clean My Shoes”

  1. Richard Despirito February 25, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    Kudos to you for exploiting weak men via your teasing tone and the awesome power of your sneakers and boots. I gladly bow to your young blonde female superiority. I look forward to reading more of your exploits.

  2. Your Drone January 31, 2012 at 4:07 pm #

    I want to join the parade of fiances engaged to marry your shoes, Princess.

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